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Sam was until recently a ClickHole contributor and contributing writer for over 4 years. It's his favorite thing to write, and he has had roughly 80 articles run on the site. Here is a brief selection of some of his favorite things he's written.

Articles

HEADLINE/DRAFT: Hard Hitting Journalism: A 7-Year Joint Investigation By The New York Times And Kevin Hart Has Found That Women Take Too Long To Put On Makeup

HEADLINE/DRAFT: Epic Clapback: When Wendy's Tweeted A Sassy Tweet About Burger King Freezing Their Beef, The CEO Of Burger King Responded With A Video Of Him Killing Himself

HEADLINE: Incredible: When Their High School Was Hit With Massive Budget Cuts, These Theater Students Came Together To All Spoon Each Other At A Party And Then Never Talk About It Again

HEADLINE: Watch Out Beats: Barilla Foods Is Now Paying NBA Players To Hold A Bunch Of Raw Pasta While They Warm Up

HEADLINE: Environmentalism FTW: NASCAR Is Cutting Down On Emissions By Replacing All The Race Cars With A Single Bus That The Drivers Share

HEADLINE: Diversity FTW! For Every Male Employee This Tech Company Hires, It Interviews Three Women

HEADLINE: Granola Bars Are Better Than Sushi Because They're Always Fine And You Don't Have To Do Anything

HEADLINE: Embarrassing: The CEO Of Mug Has Recalled 40,000 Cases Of Root Beer That He Just Wanted Back

HEADLINE: Tinder Fail: 8 Profiles Of Men Frowning And Pulling Out Their Empty Pockets That We Are Definitely Swiping Left On

HEADLINE: 9 Easy Things You Can Do Every Day To Boost Your... Uh... Cromtine

HEADLINE: Fall From Grace: The President Of [The American Institute of Architects] Has Resigned After Admitting He Is An Undercover Cop Who Infiltrated The Wrong Organization

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